Vince Patton, Ed.D.
Master Chief Petty Officer of the Coast Guard, USCG Retired
As we approach the chief radioman’s stateroom, Flanagan (Scott’s his first name, but everyone called each other by their last name that few of us ever knew what the first name was) gave me a quick revised ‘how to report aboard’ line, and told me with all sincerity, “forget what they taught you in RM school – this is how it’s done out here in the REAL COAST GUARD.” So, all I had to do was just say to the chief, “I’m Patton, your new radioman reporting aboard.” So – I knocked on the chief’s stateroom door, and about a second after the knock, I hear this gravelling yell, “WHAT DUH YA WANT!” in a rather southern-type drawl. I repeated what Flanagan told me to say. It was rather interesting that after hearing the yell from the other side of the door, Flanagan sort of ‘takes off’ at Mach speed. The stateroom door opens, I get a quick split second glance of the chief, and immediately the door is slammed in my face.